"Someone took a photo of us last night," she says with a sigh as she makes her way back to the kitchen, still looking at the screenshot of the photo on Tatler that Sophie sent her. They do look like a handsome couple, she must admit. Not that it makes her feel much better about having her picture there. She resolves not to visit the site itself because the comment section is bound to depress her.

Sherlock passes her and she wonders where he's going until she realizes he probably wants to check his phone too.

"It's already on the gossip sites. Or well, at least one. Your favourite."